Poor MySpace, still trying to usurp the thousands who left for Facebook…

Today, as I signed into my account, I was greeted with this:

It reads,

“Now you and your friends can be updated whenever either of you:

  • Adds new photos
  • Adds new videos
  • Adds new blogs
  • Edits their profiles
  • Adds new music (bands only)

Besides being grammatically incorrect in the most atrocious way, it ends up making MySpace look like the jealous sibling of a new baby. If MySpace really wants to retain their current users and attract new ones, they have to come up with a more creative strategy than copying their could-be successor.

Come now, let’s think outside the box.